tiger66261 192 192 0

The ending? Maybe. Bryan linking the vanity fair article? Perhaps. Both Mike and Bryan confirming it IN BOLD FONT?

That's a confirmation, bitches!

immallama 59 59 0

I don't know... If it was real they they should have bolded it and italicized it.

tiger66261 32 32 0

they should have bolded it and italicized it.

and underlined it for maximum damage

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TIL John Cazale (Fredo Corleone from
idreamofpikas 55 55 0

He dated Meryl Streep. Acting power couple.

the_rabble_alliance 1 1 0

Meryl Streep gave this amazing compliment about John Cazale's acting:

To Streep, he was "monomaniacal", which had an effect on his co-stars, who were then "challenged to take their own games up a notch."

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this is a very beautiful 3 minutes of reminiscences from al pacino and others about cazale and streep as a couple.


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Here's Twix. He puts up with a lot from the kids. Merry Christmas!
Elizabuddy 37 37 0

Kids wrapped that? Holy cow, I can't even wrap a box nicely.

feralstank -15 -15 0

I could never wrap a cat (less I had mah gat in mah hat, nobody chat about the fat cat).

PaulKrebs 1 1 0

Twix are for kids

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This kid is going places

This kid is going places

3239 pts 4 hours ago gifs
icanhaz1 84 84 0

Up, from the look of things.

poopy_wizard132 1 1 0

and up, and up, and up...

beninblack96 1 1 0

Aaaannd down.

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How deep is that?

How deep is that?

1283 pts 4 hours ago nonononoyes
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This response couldn't be better
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Leanandcuisine's divorce letter to his wife:

"Dear Connie, I know the counsellor said we should't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I could't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that me pride's cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you. Maybe it's time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt. This is what my heart says: "There's no one like you, Connie. I look for you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they're not you. They're not even close.

Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Flamingos and brought her home with me. I don't say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the depth of my desperation. She was young, maybe 19; with one of those perfect bodies that only youth and maybe a childhood spent ice skating can give you. I mean, just a perfect body. Tits like you wouldn't believe and an ass that just wouldn't quit. Every man's dream, right?

As I sat on the couch being blown by this stunner, I thought, look at the stuff we've made important in our lives. It's all so superficial. What does a perfect body mean? Does it make her better in bed? Well, in this case, yes, but you see what I'm getting at. Does it make her a better person? Does she have a better heart that my moderately attractive Connie? I doubt it. And I'd never really thought of that before. I don't know, maybe I'm just growing up a little.

Later, after I'd tossed her about a half a pint of throat yogurt, I found myself thinking, "Why do I feel so drained and empty?" It wasn't just her flawless technique or her slutty, shameless hunger, but something else. Some nagging feeling of loss. Why did it feel so incomplete? And then it hit me. It didn't feel the same because you weren't there to watch. Do you know what I mean? Nothing feels the same without you. Jesus, Connie, I'm just going crazy without you. And everything I do just reminds me of you.

Do you remember Carol, that single mom we met at the Holiday Inn last year? Well, she dropped by last week with a pan of lasagna. She said she figured I wasn't eating right without a woman around. I didn't know what she meant till later, but that's not the real story. Anyway, we had a few glasses of wine and the next thing you know, we're banging away in our old bedroom. And this tart's a total monster in the sack. She's giving me everything, you know, like a real woman does when she's not hung up about her weight or her career and whether the kids can hear us. And all of a sudden, she spots that tilting mirror on your grandmother's old vanity. So she puts it on the floor and we straddle it, right, so we can watch ourselves. And it's totally hot, but it makes me sad, too because I can't help thinking, "Why didn't Connie ever put the mirror on the floor? We've had this old vanity for what, 14 years, and we never used it as a sex toy."

Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the restraining order. I mean, Vicki's just a kid and all, but she's got a pretty good head on her shoulders and she's been a real friend to me during this painful time. She's given me lots of good advice about you and about women in general. She's pulling for us to get back together. Connie, she really is. So we're doing Jell-O shots in a hot bubble bath and talking about happier times. Here's this teenage girl with the same DNA as you and all I can do is think of how much she looked like you when you were 18. And that just about makes me cry. And then it turns out Vicky's really into that whole anal thing, that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside your baby sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do it think of you? It's true, Connie. In your heart you must know it. Don't you think we could start over? Just wipe out all the grievances away and start fresh? I think we can. If you feel the same please, please, please let me know. Otherwise, can you let me know where the fucking remote is?

Love, Dan."

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KopKopPlayer 11 11 0

I have no idea how old exactly this is, but it's at least 10 years's old.

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Grown-ass adults of Reddit: Why do you piss all over the toilet seat in public bathrooms? WHY
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To create job security for the janitor.

Naked_Erect_Retarded 1486 1486 0

trickle down economics

Deep_Rights 148 148 0

This guy

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This is my biggest pet peeve.

This is my biggest pet peeve.

1887 pts 4 hours ago funny
floatablepie 39 39 0

Was easting a cupcake at a party the other day, when someone asked if they could have a piece.

"There's a big pile over there."

"Yeah but I don't want a whole one."

"I do."

aelios 7 7 0

what kind of person wants to force somebody else to share a cupcake??

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Well, if you know you can eat another cupcake and there's plenty for all, you should share. In fact, go make her (and it may be stereotypical to assume that it's a her) get you a new one, if you are so inclined. Then when she brings it back to you and you hand her yours for that one bite, take the whole new cupcake and run!

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